I would never join a dating site but I was lying in bed last night thinking about what I would put on my profile if I did. This would be thus:
I am mother of two gorgeous children who will always be my priority. I'm a fun loving, sensitive bitch. I run, dance and do yoga. I can cook but prefer others to do so for me. I am fiercely loyal. I am exceptionally fussy but totally worth it. I am seeking someone who looks like Enrique Inglesias, thinks like Sheldon Cooper, talks like Morgan Freeman and has a large expendable income.
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