The perfect lover

I have again spent some time thinking about my perfect man. There are essential and desired traits. The essentials would include:

• Intelligence
• Honesty
• A sense of humour
• Good manners
• Sex appeal
• Soft lips (that he is willing to let me lick whenever I want)
• Eyes like the sea after a storm
• Manly biceps
• Skills in bed
• Grace in dealing with my allergies and intolerances when ordering food
• The ability to drive. Well
• Well versed in the art of hugging
• Unembarrassed by PDAs
• Confidence
• Independence
• Reliability
• Style

The desirables would include:

• A hot arse with the ability to carry off tracksuit pants (There is a caveat on this - tracksuit pants are for within the home only; they are not outerwear)
• A fuckton of money
• A car of a calibre that my mother would approve

Things I could take or leave depending on the individual:

• Facial hair
• Tattoos

Things I will not tolerate:

• Metrosexuality
• Lies

Okay, I am going to step off my rainbow coloured cloud and back to reality now.