Strike it up

I am a people-watcher. I love going out and witnessing the goings on of other people. I am interested in the way people interact and the conversations they have. I watch was people chat to randoms and try to pick them up and I am amazed by the things that work. I have seen a guy pick up a girl in under ten minutes by striking up a conversation about their Samsung Galaxy mobile phones. She was outta there and into his car faster than he could make a joke about the pitfalls of iOS7. I've seen men score a pash just by grabbing a girl's hand and spinning her around on the dancefloor. I have seen a man succeed with a woman by tucking her bra strap into her dress. Another held out his hand for a girl to safely navigate some stairs and scored.

It is amazing what a little respect, a smile and a well worded compliment can do. I have seen strong, capable women melt faster than jelly on a hotplate when a man delivers a compliment. My advice here is to be specific. None of this "you have nice tits" crap. There's no class in that! But a compliment about her outfit, a piece of jewellery or her hairstyle is generally a sure-fire way to get a response.

I came across an article recently. I'd like to point out one sentence in particular and, pay attention, because it is an important one:
"Gentlemen, grinding, pinching, ogling, wolf-whistling, groping, grabbing or phwoar-ing do not count as conversation or communication."

Then there's this gem which encourages those men who are less bold to take up yoga as a way to find women. Let me tell you; boys who take up yoga as a means of meeting women are blatantly obvious. Men, if you actually like yoga and are going for yourself then by all means attend every session you want to BUT if you are, like Mr Green suggests, attending as a way in: do not. You will look like a fool. Besides, no woman I know wants to be chatted up when they are trying to perfect their downward facing dog or trialing a new version of the sun salute. Yoga is a place for relaxation and peace. Do not disturb that with your overt perving as you are likely to end up in a tangled mess on the floor while your object of affection is practicing her triangle pose.

Also, I know many women fall for it but negging should not be a thing. Keep it above board boys. There is no need to fuel deep seated insecurities in order to cop a feel.