Monday, 31 March 2014

Oh, puh-lease

Kylie is known for her tight tush. She's 45 and, apparently, she still likes sex. Shock! Horror! Stop the press. Let's make a big deal about a sexy woman who puts effort into her appearance that still likes to do the horizontal mambo.

This kind of shit angers me beyond belief. Honestly, what kind of world do we live in where there is an end date for people enjoying sex? No doubt, her Sexercize video is tacky. But I'd be honoured to have a body like that at 25 let alone 45. 

As a woman, I am enraged with comments such as "women sometimes want to forget their Caesarean scars". FFS, if you've had knee surgery do you need to forget about that to be sexy? It is what it is. If people are so preoccupied with their age and physical appearance that they cannot enjoy a roll in the hay then they are with the wrong partner. When in the throws of passion the last thing you should be thinking about is your "thinkening waist". I believe the right partner will make you feel sexy and desirable regardless of the number on the scales. With their touch, kisses and eye contact they should be able to make you feel like you are the only person in the world when you're in bed, the couch, the floor, up against the wall (or however you like to fuck). 

But seriously, bodies change over time. Gravity takes over as we get older and, yes, as women our bodies change shape as the result of pregnancy, childbirth and breastfeeding. ALL NORMAL. We are humans, not robots. Boobs sag and, sadly, so does everything else. It's not the end of the world though. Those of us over 23 (or whatever the magical number is at which women reach their expiry date for sex) still like sex. Some women have higher sex drives than others. Some find that their libido is like a rollercoaster. Some find it hard to get lubricated as they get older. We're all different. 

I'm sick of hearing this shit about women liking sex. If you're doing it right, most people find it pleasurable. Period. The love of sex is not gender, race or age specific.

Sex? Good. Penises? Good. Love? Good. All three? Fucking unbeatable!

*steps down from soapbox*


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